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Hi, I am looking for a good makeup artist with some experience who is looking to expand his/her portfolio. I will be doing some photoshoots in end of May for "Power Suit" and/or "Workshop Girl" theme. 
If you would like to show off your skills 'FOC', in return to get to keep some photos for your portfolio. PLEASE WRITE-IN to me for further discussion. Thank you. Regards, Carol
FREELANCE EXECUTIVE SECRETARY/ PERSONAL ASSISTANT SERVICES 
Freelance Executive Secretarial Service is the solution to relieving you from spending hours behind a desk instead of concentrating on other aspects of business elements like strategic planning and business development activities. Sometimes, due to the size of your business, a new startup or when there is not enough job scope to justify the employment a full time Secretary at full cost, you do not see the immediate need to hire a full time Secretary or Personal Assistant.
This is when my professional Executive Secretarial services will help you to sort out your worries on not having a Personal Assistant.
I have over 8 years of working experience covering areas in administrative and secretarial roles and responsibilities with 2 years’ experience in Human Resources (General). I have worked in manufacturing (metal and woods), wholesale and retail (food and consumables), engineering consultancy, and also in the electrical and electronic sector whereby the company I worked with is the service provider for product safety testing, inspection and certification according to various approved safety standards and different country’s regulations. I have served Sales & Marketing Managers, Design Manager (Engineering), Managing Director, Human Resources Manager, General Manager, Regional Manager, Regional Vice President and Regional Director in my scope of duties. I have helped some friends and business contacts with PowerPoint presentations, resume writing and internet research sourcing for information related to current market trends. From there, I have decided to explore further into this freelance opportunity with the hope to provide a flexible, high standard freelance secretarial services. The following are the scope of services and the list of tasks I have handled in the past.  SCOPE OF SERVICES PROVIDED a Drafting and typing of documents (tender document, business write-up, white papers, and business proposals) a Personalizing letters and other documents with mail merge a Converting files to PDF or JPEG image a Advance PowerPoint presentation skills (graphics, graphs, charts, hyperlinks) a Advance Ms. Word and Ms. Excel document processing. a Document copying services a Document binding services a Document laminating services a Save/ burn documents in CD/ DVD a Document layout and formatting to make it more appealing and presentable. a Able to do translation from English to Bahasa Melayu and vice versa.
 a Hotel reservation with Corporate Rates. (i.e. Swiss’otel The Stamford, Raffles Hotel, Hilton Singapore, Pan Pacific Hotel, Grand Plaza Park Loyal, Orchid Garden Hotel etc.) a Travel Insurance arrangement a Flight bookings and connections (Complete travel) a Meeting arrangements (venue, facilities and cost effectiveness) a Suggestion for places of interests for overseas visitors/ business partners a Suggestion for lunch and/or dinner meeting venue (depending on you and your guests’ expectation, cost/ budget, formality of meeting) a Arrangements for catering/ mini buffet, high-tea services to suit your business needs. a Arrangements for business card printing. a Arrangements for guests’ transport pick-up from airport to hotel/ office (1 way or 2 ways). OTHER THINGS TO TAKE NOTE 1. Please be reminded that certain hotels will require guests’ credit card details to secure for the room. 2. During peak season where there are conventions, meeting, exhibitions and trade fairs taking place in and around Singapore. Corporate rates will NOT apply. 3. Certain services like mass copying laminating and binding will use the service of a third-party and hence all charges and fees are to be agreed before proceeding. WHY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT? FLEXIBILITY - You only engage me when you need my service. You don't have to pay fringe benefits: no sick leave, no vacation pay, and no insurance.
 SERVICE FEE & OTHER COSTS 1. Services fee will vary depending on work volume, complication or difficulty level, timeline (urgency), resources availability, information at hand and also my full time work factors. 2. Transportation to and fro to collect the working materials, printing and stationery cost will be born by you, the ‘Owner’. 3. Once the total service fee is agreed upon; you are to settle 50% in advance. The remaining 50% to be settled in full when I submit the final work (with all supporting materials you provided). 4. Please email me for further details and discussion at: etlsemkosghr@gmail.com 5. I will start working on your given tasks/ project/ assignment as soon as both parties have mutually agreed on the Terms and Conditions as well as payment. 6. I will ONLY accept assignment that I am confident I can complete.
Please be aware that you, ‘Owner’ will have to disclose certain of your business’ confidential and proprietary information (the "Confidential Information") to me if it is necessary. Confidential Information shall include all data, materials, products, technology, computer programs, specifications, manuals, business plans, software, marketing plans, financial information, and other information disclosed or submitted, orally, in writing, or by any other media, to me by you as the ‘Owner’. I agree that the Confidential Information is to be considered confidential and proprietary to Owner and I shall hold the same in confidence, shall not use the Confidential Information other than for the purposes of its business with Owner, and shall disclose it only to its officers, directors, or employees with a specific need to know. I will not disclose, publish or otherwise reveal any of the Confidential Information received from Owner to any other party whatsoever except with the specific prior written authorization of Owner. Confidential Information furnished in tangible form shall not be duplicated by me except for purposes of this Service. Upon the request of Owner, I shall return all Confidential Information received in written or tangible form, including copies, or reproductions or other media containing such Confidential Information, within ten (10) days of such request. I hold my service value with high integrity and respect. I will complete my tasks in the most effective and professional manners. As we are all human, and nobody is perfect; I seek your kind understanding and co-operation at times when I need further information, support and feedback from you in order to complete my task. Rest assured that I will put in my best efforts to provide you with quality service that meets your distinctive business needs. As your Freelance Executive Secretary or Personal Assistant, I can promise you that, I will be committed to the completion of the tasks given to me. I will never, never tell you I can do something I can't, nor will I tell you that I am going to do something, and then not do it. If we work together in that spirit of mutual trust, there is nothing within reason that we cannot accomplish.
There will be certain important points that I may have missed out while preparing this document. I will amend the contents of this document as and when required based on your feedbacks and suggestions. Looking forward to be of great help to your business needs!! THANK YOU! Yours sincerely, Carol Elizabeth-ANN
Here are 2 of the pics taken by Sherwin at The Men @ Work Photo Studio in Joo Chiat. Sherwin doesn't talk much, he click his camera non-stop. For the first time, I worked with a photographer who doesn't even bother so much about changing lense or changing apperture or whatever. His job is 'CLICK'.   Looking at my butt..
Well, the first 10 minutes, he did tried to guide me on how to pose. He even brought some photo samples so that we can refer for some ideas about 'posing'. I need a little warm up, from thereon, I know what to do.  The attempt to flip my hair gone awry....haha. Sorry, I converted the pic to 'Old Pic'.
The fan and studio light is my guide. I can imagine what I want to see in the picture and it is all up to the photographer to capture the images in my head. Sherwin did a great job! I will do a short testimonial on every photographer i have worked with from now on.
COMING UP! My latest studio shoot in full corset lingerie set with Sherwin Moreno. STAY TUNE! 
Can anyone out there please tell me what's the trick to make her skin looks so smooth and bronze??
Puas aku cuba menyelami makna sebenar 'CINTA'. Bukan kerana aku tidak pasti akan maksudnya, tapi ada kalanya, ia memang membingungkan. 
Bila kala CINTA datang dan mengaburi segala prasangka, ia juga pergi meninggalkan seribu tanda tanya.... dan hati yang luka tak terkata... Adakah ini semua kerana 'CINTA'? Ataupun kita, insan di dunia yang menyebabkan segalanya kerana nafsu, ketamakkan, ketidak setiaan, ketidakpuasan... Semuanya menghancurkan kesucian erti 'CINTA'.
 This guy is nuts. I received the following from him in my Friendster inbox.
"hi . sorry disturbing you with this message .andy here , 23yrs old singapore chinese guy ,am providing freelance personal handy services at yr needs. do feel free to sms me at 91041035 for any inquiry .thanks alot .height 1.72m n weight 60kg .weather cold and raining , drink plenty of hot warm water in order not to get sick .next time brew liang teh for you to drink . great day ahead .do remember to eat yr meal too regularly too.do hope you able to sms me at 91041035 .sometime will out of sudden rain , do also take along yr umbrella , don wanna you fall sick due to "hit" by rain . do feel free to sms me at 91041035 .
short profile of myself . single . singapore chinese guy . tend to care for others more . tend to put people in first place. tend to be truthful to others .currently wrking hard for my car license .hope to get a opc car this year .love to eat dim sum . love to eat carrot cake . love cooking for love ones .do sincerely hope you give me chance to know you more .love going malaysia to eat .gong xi fa cai . happy new year." Crazy right?
Now... what do you think I was doing? I'm not grabbing my crotch for sure. It's just that the pants is so loose and there's still so much space there. haha.. I was wearing my sweetheart's jeans for our Taupo Quad Bike adventure. 
Damn..I miss New Zealand already....:p
Is there any Malaysian out there who had changed their name or add their baptised name onto their existing name? I want to add my baptism name into my existing name. I know have to seek approval letter from the National Registration Department of Malaysia at Putrajaya. But if someone can share with me their experience, that'd be great! Thanks!
Hi folks, My first blog since I returned from my New Zealand trip. I had a great holiday with my fiance. We rented a car and drove from Auckland to Rotoroa, stopping over several places for sight-seeing and some adventures. On our anniversary, we stayed at a motel in Raglan beach. It is famous as a surfing spot. There we bought some beef jerky from a shop nearby. It was yummy. :D On my flight back to Singapore, I bought a pack of Kangaroo jerky from Sydney airport. never had Kangaroo meat before, no idea how it would taste. For sure I don't like the taste very much, it's harder than beef and very lean.:p Miss the beef jerky from NZ now. hehe.. Photos taken during my NZ road trip still not ready.... too many to start working on. Have a nice day peeps!
Nude Photography...tasteful depiction of the human body, relatively little erotica in the pictures, just good photography with all kinds of models. Nude photography does not require raving beauties to pose.
Erotic Art Photography...requires better than average looking models posed in suggestive ways, but not XXX rated. A very fine line to tread, but many good photographers do it daily...it is suggestion, not overt here.
Glamour Photography: Taking pictures of people, showing them at their very best...netting to soften the picture, dream-like qualities are often used. Nothing to do with nude or erotic photography. Glamour shots are a common gift, and certainly a great idea, as the subject is present at their very best for whatever age they are.
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DEFINITION: Provoke \Pro*voke"\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. {Provoked}; p. pr. &
vb. n. {Provoking}.] [F. provoquer, L. provocare to call
forth; pro forth + vocare to call, fr. vox, vocis, voice,
cry, call. See {Voice}.]
To call forth; to call into being or action; esp., to incense
to action, a faculty or passion, as love, hate, or ambition;
hence, commonly, to incite, as a person, to action by a
challenge, by taunts, or by defiance; to exasperate; to
irritate; to offend intolerably; to cause to retaliate.  Provoked is the true story of Kiranjit Ahluwalia, a Punjabi woman who moved to London after her marriage with Deepak Ahluwalia. Her husband seemed caring at first but then began to beat her up. He started drinking a lot and sleeping around with other women. He also subjected her to spousal rape. After ten years and having two children with him, out of fear, she sets him on fire while he was sleeping, two hours after another scene of domestic violence. He succumbs to the injuries and she is sentenced to prison for life for premeditated murder. However the Southall Black Sisters, an NGO which fights for women against domestic violence helps her to win justice. And after spending 3 1/2 years in jail, she is set free and reunited with her two sons. Written by A. Bose.
Kiranjit was born in a Punjabi-speaking Sikh family in Chak Kalla in Punjab, and was the last of 9 siblings. Her dad passed away a 3 months after her birth, while her mom passed away due to cancer when she was 16. Kiran wanted to become a lawyer, but her educated discontinued when her marriage is arranged with Deepak Ahluwalia of London, England, who lived with his mother. She hoped to continue her education, but was prevented by Deepak, who became increasingly alcoholic, and abusive - both physically and verbally, even sexually molesting her, and having multiple relationships with other females. Things only got worse even after the birth of two sons, Sandeep and Rajeev. On May 9, 1989 the Police and Fire Department were summoned to their residence on reports of Deepak sustaining numerous burns as a result of a fire. A hospitalized Deepak complains that Kiran attempted to kill him by setting his bed afire. As a result Kiran is arrested, tried in Court, and would have likely got a prison sentence for manslaughter - which was changed to murder - as Deepak dies. After a quick trial, she is found guilty and sentenced to life in prison. Will Kiran be ever set free or will she be spending her life behind bars, away from her two sons, and if she decides to appeal, what would be the grounds - as she herself believes that she has committed an unforgivable crime. ******************************************************************************************* Well, I have personally watched this "based on a true story' movie starring Bollywood actress and Miss India 1994 runner-up, Aiswarya Rai & Naveen Andrew (Lost). Some people said the movie is too slow and boring. Some even commented that 'Kiranjit' doesn't deserve the recognition for murdering her husband. To me, it doesn't matter whether Kiranjit is right or wrong but I do feel for any woman who is suffering and suffered from domestic abuse but yet remained helpless. You have to watch this movie and decide whether it is logic or illogic. To me, I would not remain silent if being provoked although I will stay calm for the first few assaults..... depending on the severity or the assault. IMHO. More about domestic violence - Law Review: http://www.law.fsu.edu/Journals/lawreview/downloads/304/kelly.pdf
HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD!
Chinese New Year Noted that CNY for 2010 falls on February 14th! How sweet...... | 2000 | Feb. 5 | | 2001 | Jan. 24 | | 2002 | Feb. 12 | | 2003 | Feb. 1 | | 2004 | Jan. 22 | | 2005 | Feb. 9 | | 2006 | Jan. 29 | | 2007 | Feb. 18 | | 2008 | Feb. 7 | | 2009 | Jan. 26 | | 2010 | Feb. 14 | | 2011 | Feb. 3 | | 2012 | Jan. 23 | | 2013 | Feb. 10 | | 2014 | Jan. 31 | 
Here wishing EVERYONE in MULTIPLY a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2008!! 
I am selling this watch for a good bargain of S$250.00 (original price is S$455.00). It is brand new and comes with 6-month warranty and a stylish silver gift box and lime green pouch (instead of red pouch shown in picture).   “The well known brand of Dolce & Gabbana was founded in 1985 by Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana who have made a trademark of their surnames thanks to the brands fabulous glamour and great versatility. Having grown to become one of the top luxury goods groups in the world, the group creates, produces and distributes clothing, knitwear, leather goods, footwear and accessories for the top end of the market. D&G Dolce & Gabbana clothing, watches and jewels are currently managed under licensing agreements.
Trying to circumscribe Dolce & Gabbana within a definition is no easy feat; a brand made up of sensations, cultures, and traditions with a Mediterranean edge. One of the brands most outstanding features is the fact that the two designers have a loyal following of numerous well known Hollywood stars including Madonna, Isabella Rossellini, Monica Bellucci, Kylie Minogue and Angelina Jolie, amongst others. The Dolce & Gabbana man and woman are individualists who appreciate how to get the most out of life, and view what they wear as a definition of their personality and lifestyle.” Product Information: - Authentic Sports Style, Gents Designer Watch
- Black Finished Dial
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- Water resistant to 5 ATM (approx. 50meters/164feet)
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- Max. Strap Length : 210mm
- Watch Weight : 76grams
If interested, please message me for details. Cash on Delivery (COD) only. Non-negotiable. Link: http://shops.st701.com/shops/view/12247 Thank you.
Artistic Nudes by Ethan - I create artistic nudes, alternative photography, art, fine art nudes, and landscapes working with black & white film in medium and large format. My work is on exhibit in galleries and held in private collections throughout the US, Canada, Germany, Belgium, Scotland, Italy, London, Australia, Portugal, Switzerland, New Caledonia, Netherlands, and Hong Kong.
  See more works of Ethan here>> http://ethan-5.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html
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